Today, a monster fell out of my butt.
Momma’s back, bitches.
AND LO, WE WILL NOT BE IGNORED!
Like Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito in “Twins.”
Oof!! I hit my head!
Sometimes, things fall apart. But tomorrow is a new day.
It’s nice when they have friends!
Do you ever feel proud when it’s really … long, and stayed in one piece?