Because no one else wants to hear about my poo.

Mar 31
Today, a monster fell out of my butt.

Today, a monster fell out of my butt.


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Mar 30
Momma’s back, bitches.

Momma’s back, bitches.


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Dec 30
AND LO, WE WILL NOT BE IGNORED!

AND LO, WE WILL NOT BE IGNORED!


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Dec 3
Like Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito in “Twins.”

Like Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito in “Twins.”


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Dec 1
Oof!! I hit my head!

Oof!! I hit my head!


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Nov 30
Sometimes, things fall apart. But tomorrow is a new day.

Sometimes, things fall apart. But tomorrow is a new day.


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Nov 29
Preemie.

Preemie.


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Nov 28
It’s nice when they have friends!

It’s nice when they have friends!


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Do you ever feel proud when it’s really … long, and stayed in one piece?

Do you ever feel proud when it’s really … long, and stayed in one piece?


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